She is in my trunk
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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