Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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