oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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