it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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