My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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