I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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