he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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