White coat. Heels.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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