Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
ok first of all what the fuck
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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