I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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