At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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