do herpes really smell.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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