Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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