Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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