Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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