no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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