Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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