yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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