That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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