i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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