He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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