she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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