and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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