this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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