I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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