he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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