On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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