She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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