I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
it was like eating out sand paper
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
tell me about the eggs
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