Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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