There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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