2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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