I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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