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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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Holy shit r u serious? How?

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Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks. (440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf? (216): Holy shit r u serious? How? (440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you. http://tfl.nu/xwoo

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(219): View more from Indiana

Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.

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(219): Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream. http://tfl.nu/v6je

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won

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(908): Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won http://tfl.nu/nhsb

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(845): View more from New York

you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage

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(845): you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage http://tfl.nu/ot1n

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

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(860): So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. http://tfl.nu/xnc4

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(818): View more from California

You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.

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(818): You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato. http://tfl.nu/nu5y

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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(952): Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me. http://tfl.nu/t30r

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.

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(919): Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy. http://tfl.nu/xqei

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I can feel my liver begging me to stop.

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(479): I can feel my liver begging me to stop. http://tfl.nu/j2ah

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(720): View more from Colorado

Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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(720): Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet. http://tfl.nu/7a7w

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.

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(860): He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/3zeb

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(714): View more from California

I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit

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(714): I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit http://tfl.nu/55p1

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.

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(250): Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me. http://tfl.nu/kle9

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(423): View more from Tennessee

What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers

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(423): What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers http://tfl.nu/qabo

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(301): View more from Maryland

literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far

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(301): literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far http://tfl.nu/z1xz

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