I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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