I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit