i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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