Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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