Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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