My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He has the fingertips of a God
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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