he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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