butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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