OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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