Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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