If i come over, it means nothing
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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