This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The uberlube is also flammable
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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