i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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