question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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