So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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