Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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