If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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