Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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