if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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