yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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