Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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