um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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