with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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