does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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