the new term for farting is butt boxing.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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