You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
you made out with another girl for some wings
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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