I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Couch. On fire.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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