Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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